Jiěmèi sòng le wǒ yí dà shù huā, wǒ kū sǐ zài tā jiā ménkǒu.
My bestie gave me a huge bouquet — I cried my eyes out at her door.
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Female-coded internet slang on 小红书 and Weibo, used hyperbolically for anything touching, adorable, or tragic. English equivalents: 'I'm sobbing', 'I'm crying', 'I'm dead'. Rarely means actual tears.
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Often opens or closes a post. Sibling phrases: 我真的会谢 (I'm really gonna thank you... ironic), 救命 (help me, used for cuteness), 绝了.
