Hé nà wèi dà lǎobǎn bǐ, wǒ bá gēn hànmáo dōu bǐ nǐ yāo cū — nǐ gēn wǒ kū qióng?
Compared to that big boss, even my hair is thicker than your waist — and you complain about being poor TO ME?
Tips
usage
Set pattern: A 拔根汗毛比 B 的腰粗 = 'A is so much bigger/richer/stronger that even his hair dwarfs B'. Colloquial and very visual; common in northern dialects and 相声 (xiàngsheng).
register
Spoken / vernacular. Don't use it in formal writing — it's the kind of folksy hyperbole you'd hear in a market argument or a stand-up routine.
