Hé nà wèi dà lǎobǎn bǐ, wǒ bá gēn hànmáo dōu bǐ nǐ yāo cū, nǐ gēn wǒ kūqióng?
Compared to that big boss, even my hair is thicker than your waist, and you complain about being poor TO ME?
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usage
Set pattern: A 拔根汗毛比 B 的腰粗 = 'A is so much bigger/richer/stronger that even his hair dwarfs B'. Colloquial and very visual; common in northern dialects and 相声.
register
Spoken / vernacular. Don't use it in formal writing, it's the kind of folksy hyperbole you'd hear in a market argument or a stand-up routine.
